February 2012
15 posts
I never read Dooce until she and her husband announced their separation (and even now I only do cursory check-ins). While aware of her blog, I knew very little of it. I just thought that she was a “mommy blogger” in that she shared recipes and beautiful pictures of her kids and pets and wrote some posts here and there about parenting. I didn’t realize how open she was about...
“People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.”
– Karl Lagerfeld; He forgot to say “And 100% Kardashian.”
January 2012
35 posts
WatchThis lady has to be a Jezebel commenter.
“If corporations can have the rights of people, so can buildings!”
“Making things really unaffordable…is a form of violence!”
Paula Deen's 10 Deadliest Recipes →
I actually bookmarked this, you know, in case I ever needed to off my husband and escape suspicion. If I do get caught, though, my only wish is that Keith Morrison narrates our episode of Dateline.
I’m missing the old days this evening.
I hate that I like this
kellyoxford:
Sorry this is basically a sony ad, but the results ACTUALLY freaked me out. I’m sure there are a ton of these around, but this was the first I’ve seen. Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds. Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly. WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK….
I can’t stop doing this.
My Best Friend Was on Freaking Toddlers & Tiaras →
Last night’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras was extra special because this particular episode featured “one of us.” Rich Juzwiak—co-creator of Pot Psychology and owner of Winston the cat—was asked to judge the Universal Royalty Hollywood pageant…
“Here’s the thing about shock value: You have to strike a nerve in any kind...”
– Syd the Kid is the “savant” to the rest of Odd Future’s “idiot.”
Don't Throw Away Your Slutty Halloween Costumes
Because if you ever become a nursing mother they make breastfeeding so much easier. I’ve been frequently wearing the top from when I was Tura Satana, and I yelled, “Noice!” when I found my Barbarella jumpsuit when cleaning out my closet this weekend.
WatchWhen Rich first showed me this video of Heidi Fleiss and Victoria Sellers giving sex tips I hadn’t realized how much we were like two wasted whores.
“She’s not worhy of an article she doesn’t do anything — Preceding...”
– I just spent an entire hour reading all the infighting on the very lengthy discussion page of Kim Kardashian’s Wikipedia entry. It was weirdly hypnotic.
