December 2010
25 posts
The Year in Mariah Carey
She really did have a blast in 2010. I continue to be mesmerized by her golden globes. I mean, I think this is the most perfect breast presentation I’ve ever seen.
Do You Want a Popular Tumblr Post?
Quote something I said several years ago on my old personal blog—now password protected, so you’ll need to take time out of your day hounding The Wayback Machine (or you could just email me for the log in)—post it on your Tumblr and there you go. Also, if you mail me a self-addressed, stamped envelope, I can send you some of my used toilet paper, if you think it’ll make your own shit...
Judge Judy Takes On The Gawker Hackers →
Summer's Eve
I don’t know why I have douching on the brain, but I’ve been thinking about Summer’s Eve. It’s really a horrible name for a company that wants to sell vaginal freshness. After working for hours and hours on a hot day, the evening time is when a woman’s crotch is at its peak mustiness for the entire year—and worse if her desk chair (or couch) is made of leather or...
My Favorite Thing of the Day
Justin Bieber Teaches Barbara Walters How To Dougie
Look at the Tree!
I’ve always been into my trees. I like them gaudy and sparkly. This one is an eight-footer, my biggest yet. When decorating it with my husband, I found myself circling the tree behind him, secretly moving ornaments from his poorly-chosen branches, rearranging his balls, so to speak. But also literally. I mean come on, when there are only six large balls, you can’t put three of them...
I Hope My Parents Never Google Image "Slut"
Today at work, I was writing about a new science-y study that links promiscuity to one’s DNA. I couldn’t figure out what to do about an image for the post, so out of desperation I did a Google image search of “slut.” What I found was me. Twice. I guess my work here is done?
I have to alert Rich to his guilt by association.
The only real conclusion I’ve come to...
Teen Mom College Fund Update
I apologize for not being able to give a proper update on the Teen Mom College Fund. (The entire month of November managed to fly by between an unexpected, extended out-of-town trip I had to make and the holiday and all. Anyway, I digress.) There have been some things that needed to be ironed out, with the help of a lawyer and a financial consultant, both working with us pro bono. We’ll be...
Pot Psychology: The Book
I’m super happy to announce that Rich and I got a book deal: Pot Psychology’s How To Be: The Essential Guide to Life. We’re confident in our ability to tell people how to be. Because we know how to be us. We’re not saying we’re the best. We’re just saying we’re better. So better that we’re able to explain the who’s, what’s,...
