July 2010
10 posts
Having a leather couch in the summertime is literally not cool. My butt is super sweaty and the laptop that is slowly searing my left thigh just isn’t cozy as it is in the winter. And because I’m still in my PJs, I’ve been creating a makeshift bra by tucking my shirt under my boobs so that my torso, at least, can stay dry. But now my shirt is actually wet.
I’m going to...
I Love Cigarettes
I’ve been trying to quit smoking and I wasn’t having much success so last week I started taking Zyban, which worked for me the first time I quit smoking eight years ago, but then didn’t work when I tried it again two years ago. But my dosage was upped this time around, so it’s kind of working now, I guess. I’m smoking less, but I still have crazy cravings. I just bent...
Wale - “The Eyes of the Tiger”
I’ve been thinking about saying “Literally?” instead of “Seriously?” after people say things. I’m only writing this here to remind me to do it later, because I’ll probably forget.
My Husband Lost My Vibrator
My husband was cleaning the house and he put my vibrator away, because I live like an animal with it plugged in on my nightstand at all times. So anyway, now he doesn’t remember where he put it. And I’ve looked everywhere. Everywhere! And now I’m angry, and feeling really pissed off about it, because I got rid of all my other vibrators (except for my novelty Hello Kitty one) in...
