February 2011
28 posts
Watchalexblagg:
In which I present Nicolas Cage with an award for Lifetime Achievement in Viral Greatness.
Strangely sour grapes.
annaholmes:
Tracie: “Also, monkeys are super funny and there are also professional monkey entertainers. Has she never been to the circus?”
Me: “She is a circus.”
How to survive as a SAHG (stay-at-home-girlfriend) →
I thought this post was a joke, but then I Googled the writer and it turns out that she’s a professional lamewad (IMO, anyway). Frankly, the article doesn’t really offend me as a feminist. I don’t think it’s setting women back. It’s just setting Quiana back. She’s essentially what Frank Reynolds would call a “Bang Maid.” If she wants to do that,...
The Book Of Jezebel: Interns Needed, Ctd →
bookofjezebel:
There seems to be a little pushback against my call for interns, namely, my designation that the internships are unpaid. Some great points were made, and I want to clarify a few things: • At the successful completion of the internship, interns on the Jezebel manuscript - just like the interns on…
First of all, I always assumed that “unpaid internship”...
I Get So Emotional
My feelings today, as told by Whitney Houston.
Most of this morning:
About an hour ago, dreading having to go to the office:
Currently, realizing that none of my clothes fit right, but dealing with it:
It’s so hard to pick my favorite Judge Judy gif! So hard! [via FourFour]
WatchWhile this video of a little boy performing a song from Burlesque is kind of disturbing—not because he’s in drag, but because he’s way more sexualized than a kiddie pageant contestant—I can’t help but marvel at his DIY Streisand-style The Owl and the Pussycat hands-on-the-tits outfit. I mean, he has this whole gay camp thing nailed down.
“It sounds like you’re externalizing an internal conflict about being...”
– Hello I’m Not the Enemy
Dan Savage succinctly says everything that I think. The way that people overreacted to (or rather, completely misread) his Ban Fat Marriage piece was retarded.
I told my husband that all I wanted for Valentine’s Day was for him to clean the bathroom. He bought me roses instead. So I kissed his cheek. If he would’ve cleaned the toilet bowl like I asked, I would’ve licked his balls.
Still have Chow Daddy on the brain.
“I love dressing sexy and showing off my cleavage, but then I also love wearing...”
– From The Rules According to JWoww: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb
“I don’t give a shit if ripped acid-wash jeans are “out” not...”
– From The Rules According to JWoww: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb
Opinions Are Like Assholes
I wrote a post on Jezebel like a week ago about Jersey Shore and that rumor about how Deena wanted to lick a guy’s butthole, and how all her male roommates were acting like tonguing butts was so gross.
My take: “I can honestly say that if someone doesn’t like getting their butt licked, then they are dead inside.”
So I forgot about the post and moved on with life and work...
