I can’t believe Radar actually thinks that Judge Judy has a Twitter account. She hates computers! Particularly social media. They don’t know her at all.
Some parts of my body are swelling and I’m growing hair in weird places. Really weird. First of all, my stomach—which has doubled in size in the last two weeks, so thankfully I no longer have the appearance of just being severely constipated—has become coated in long dark hair, akin to that of forearms. Secondly, I just pulled these out of my areola:
(I included the dime for perspective.) Look at the one on the left though. It has so much kink to it! I noticed them both when I was in the tub and looked down to see them dancing in the water, they were so long.