The one drug I’d like to try one day is Ayahuasca, which should be...– Courtney Love
What Am I Doing?
I’m taking my first birthing class next week and for shits and giggles I decided to read up on labor before hand and my heart started racing at the term “placenta expulsion.” So for some reason I decided do a Google image search on “afterbirth” and holy shit, what the fuck have I gotten myself into? As much as I like slasher horror, this is actual gore and it will be...
Temporarily changing my handle because, ugh. Sometimes I wish I could go back to the anonymity of the One D days when I was able to write my thoughts without people in my life getting mad at me for thinking them. The worst part is that when I get in trouble for something I write—however innocuous—all I want to do is write about the drama that has stemmed from it, because the wealth of good...
I just received this email from my husband: “Kathie Lee and Hoda are four feet from office door right now. I feel exactly like I’m trying to sleep and can hear you watching The Today Show.” My first reaction was to laugh and get excited for him, but then it was quickly followed by the bitterness that comes when a spouse is always trying to sleep at 10 am on weekdays.
I feel exactly like this in response to most things.
Recently I’ve been able to see my baby moving around just by looking at my stomach, and it totally freaks me out. But Oh. My. God. look what I found online. Ugh! Jesus! Is this going to happen to me!?
maxsilvestri: Hi friends. Gabe Delahaye (Videogum, comedy) and I have a new weekly web series for VH1 called Gabe and Max Like the Internet. Basically, we wear suits and make jokes about weird videos! It’s very complicated. So, watch the videos if you want. (Above is episode #3.) They are silly and fun to make and hopefully you feel the same way or at least can be polite and/or quiet. (I am not...
For my birthday, my mother-in-law gave me a giant, 100% viscose scarf telling me that it’s for when I “breastfeed at parties.” She’s really sweet and I guess it’s the thought that counts, but I could never ever see myself breastfeeding at a party. This might seem weird, since I’ve written so much about my sex life and stuff, but I’m kind of a modest...
Bin Laden Was a Stoner?
Via New York: Along with rows of cabbages and potatoes on the border wall of the compound, for instance, CNN’s Nic Robertson discovered rows of marijuana plants. Pakistan makes roughly $4 billion a year from drug trafficking, although opium poppy is the preferred crop, leading some to believe that bin Laden partook of the plant to ease the pain from years of kidney problems. So...
The Names Of Mariah Carey’s Newborn Twins,... →
She didn’t go with either of my guesses, but I’m still thrilled by Moroccan. She named her son after the decor in one of the rooms of her penthouse. That child will grow up to be Liberace.