Real Housewives' Simon van Kempen Ejaculated on... →
“Simon was sitting behind me at the point of birth, and later when we untangled ourselves he discovered he’d actually ejaculated.” UGH!
Even though the execution isn’t all that great, I really like that James Franco did this.
My Six Months as a Dirty, Boob-Swinging Derelict →
Prior to giving birth six months ago, I was generally discreet when it came to nudity. I mostly kept my private parts private. I never flashed, I never sexted, and I even had a special way to change shirts in ladies locker rooms that I’d developed back in high school gym class and carried with me through life. Until I started breastfeeding. That’s when all bets and bras were off, as I...
The Benefits of Being Shameless
Ever since I got pregnant I sort of had this idea in my head that I’d want to write an essay about how I’ve gone about reconciling my past as a self-identified slut and transitioned into being a mother. But the words wouldn’t come to me when I was pregnant, so I figured I’d get to it once I actually had the baby and experienced motherhood. So I waited and waited, and now,...