Mrs. Morrissey

Feb 27

Plies vs. Suze

Plies vs. Suze

Feb 26

Maybe her ass was real in the sex tape, but there’s no way she hasn’t been maintaining that shit with fat injections ever since.

Maybe her ass was real in the sex tape, but there’s no way she hasn’t been maintaining that shit with fat injections ever since.

Feb 22

Signing into Myspace with Facebook is like wearing your socks over your shoes.

Signing into Myspace with Facebook is like wearing your socks over your shoes.

Feb 19

Look, I know more than anybody how horrible it is to get dressed during that awkward early-second-trimester phase where you don’t look pregnant at all, and just look like you have an embarrassing, out of control fupa. And the bigger tits make it harder to hide everything under a tent dress because you end up looking like a sack of potatoes. But there’s no excuse for this.

Look, I know more than anybody how horrible it is to get dressed during that awkward early-second-trimester phase where you don’t look pregnant at all, and just look like you have an embarrassing, out of control fupa. And the bigger tits make it harder to hide everything under a tent dress because you end up looking like a sack of potatoes. But there’s no excuse for this.

Feb 14

Submitted. Also, remember when she chastised younger women for looking sloppy in “Why Are You So Ugly, Dear Reader? It Makes Me (And Feminism) Very Sad” for Harper’s Bazaar six months ago?

Submitted. Also, remember when she chastised younger women for looking sloppy inĀ “Why Are You So Ugly, Dear Reader? It Makes Me (And Feminism) Very Sad” for Harper’s Bazaar six months ago?

Feb 12

Mamie Van Doren looks great! (Also: light-up panties.)

Mamie Van Doren looks great! (Also: light-up panties.)

Feb 07

VALENTINE'S DAY ADVICE: A DOSE OF POT PSYCHOLOGY -

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Feb 06

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Jan 28

How did I not notice Melissa Gorga’s between-seasons nose job?

How did I not notice Melissa Gorga’s between-seasons nose job?

Jan 23

God, the movie is always so different from the book.

God, the movie is always so different from the book.