Plies vs. Suze
Maybe her ass was real in the sex tape, but there’s no way she hasn’t been maintaining that shit with fat injections ever since.
Signing into Myspace with Facebook is like wearing your socks over your shoes.
Look, I know more than anybody how horrible it is to get dressed during that awkward early-second-trimester phase where you don’t look pregnant at all, and just look like you have an embarrassing, out of control fupa. And the bigger tits make it harder to hide everything under a tent dress because you end up looking like a sack of potatoes. But there’s no excuse for this.
Submitted. Also, remember when she chastised younger women for looking sloppy in “Why Are You So Ugly, Dear Reader? It Makes Me (And Feminism) Very Sad” for Harper’s Bazaar six months ago?
Mamie Van Doren looks great! (Also: light-up panties.)
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How did I not notice Melissa Gorga’s between-seasons nose job?
God, the movie is always so different from the book.