Baby headbands are disgusting. They look like garter belts, those rare lingerie items that somehow manage to be at once trashy and unsexy. “Ooh, I know! I can make my bald daughter look more feminine if she reminds people of a bride’s thigh!”

Baby headbands are disgusting. They look like garter belts, those rare lingerie items that somehow manage to be at once trashy and unsexy. “Ooh, I know! I can make my bald daughter look more feminine if she reminds people of a bride’s thigh!”