I went to the Shore Store website (the place where they “work” on Jersey Shore) because I thought I’d get my daughter like a GTL onesie or something equally dated, you know, like a modern version of an “I Shot JR” shirt. Anyway, this is the first one I saw. I don’t really know why I was expecting to not be grossed out.

I went to the Shore Store website (the place where they “work” on Jersey Shore) because I thought I’d get my daughter like a GTL onesie or something equally dated, you know, like a modern version of an “I Shot JR” shirt. Anyway, this is the first one I saw. I don’t really know why I was expecting to not be grossed out.