Tattoo artist: “An acoustic guitar? Are you sure you don’t mean like a cool electric guitar or something?” Adam: “No, man, acoustic. Like the kind you play when you’re hanging out with good friends on the beach.” Tattoo artist: “Maybe we shouldn’t do this while you’re wasted.” Adam: “What? No, no. I just came back from yoga.”

Tattoo artist: “An acoustic guitar? Are you sure you don’t mean like a cool electric guitar or something?”

Adam: “No, man, acoustic. Like the kind you play when you’re hanging out with good friends on the beach.”

Tattoo artist: “Maybe we shouldn’t do this while you’re wasted.”

Adam: “What? No, no. I just came back from yoga.”