Yayoi Kusama is the bossest bitch. She has a polka dot wheelchair! She’s my favorite artist and I got to interview her for BUST about seven or eight years ago while she was in a mental institution where she lives voluntarily. She outright lied to me about every single thing I asked her and I couldn’t tell if that was from mental illness or some weird kind of performance art, but that’s the exact reason why I find everything about her so compelling and it made the whole conversation one of the more exciting experiences of my life. I’ve never purchased anything from Louis Vuitton in my life (I’m neither a millionaire nor a Real Housewife pretending to be one), but I’m going to buy something from this collection and consider it an heirloom piece that I will one day give to my daughter—when she pries it out of my cold dead hands.