"We decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life, like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel."

— Kim Kardashian in the Guardian. You know, as ridiculous as it is that she likens getting married and divorced on reality TV to a battle with cancer, the really illuminating thing is how she managed to make a teenager’s terminal illness all about her.