My Husband Lost My Vibrator

My husband was cleaning the house and he put my vibrator away, because I live like an animal with it plugged in on my nightstand at all times. So anyway, now he doesn’t remember where he put it. And I’ve looked everywhere. Everywhere! And now I’m angry, and feeling really pissed off about it, because I got rid of all my other vibrators (except for my novelty Hello Kitty one) in order to reduce clutter, and because nothing works as well as the Magic Wand anyway. And I’m too lazy to whip out the old butter churner.

Anyway, I think he accidentally threw it out, so I emailed him and was like, “You have to buy me a new one today.” He works in Times Square so I didn’t think it would be a problem. But he ordered it online instead. He got express delivery, but still…I’m pissed.

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    That would be the worst!
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