I’m Tracie Morrissey. Read me. Write me. Follow me. Tumblr (3.0; @tracieeganmorrissey)http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44df988d9035a307177b2bc81e18084e/tumblr_mn45nhMBzh1qznwvxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.fredflare.com/WHAT-S-NEW/Magical-Unicorn-Leggings/" target="_blank">Found my new housepants.</a></p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/50929196733http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/50929196733Mon, 20 May 2013 16:16:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ca9a540f71c3dbfc9f4534f77c34290/tumblr_mn0iigMCc81sptlpto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b60fded4df2fafc30db755e37404d417/tumblr_mn0iigMCc81sptlpto3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e0278f33aef508eee2ca9efdee5e3be/tumblr_mn0iigMCc81sptlpto2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/50904674387http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/50904674387Mon, 20 May 2013 09:12:20 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zWd__w5UWVc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Was just talking with Dodai about how Jane Child’s look was so weird for such a pop-y sound and then remembered how good this song is.</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/50663718605http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/50663718605Fri, 17 May 2013 14:01:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd67ad481997808490cdb9db94f0344b/tumblr_mmy9cvUPHf1qznwvxo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I never, in a million years, thought I would say <em>any</em> of the following, but here we are: I kind of like this <a href="http://www.kay.com/en/kaystore/gold--silver---other-jewelry/sunglasses-toe-ring-black-enamel-14k-yellow-gold" target="_blank">toe ring</a> from Kay Jewelers.</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/50656946562http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/50656946562Fri, 17 May 2013 11:50:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/138ac3db8bee4b24e2c3ba20d051d2dc/tumblr_mm8mhuQOqa1qznwvxo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39d0c711231343964c126aa65856f4a6/tumblr_mm8mhuQOqa1qznwvxo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>What the fuck kinda bra <em>is</em> that?</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/49530003735http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/49530003735Fri, 03 May 2013 15:37:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/385c83985bfcb17057b70eadb615b6a7/tumblr_mm8jnzYt4A1ql5yr7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/49527142242http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/49527142242Fri, 03 May 2013 14:52:14 -0400A 'Dear John' Letter From My Boobs: By the time you read this, we’ll be gone. Well, actually,...http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/49520058200http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/49520058200Fri, 03 May 2013 12:44:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fabf773c286a076a4f6538a94171e15b/tumblr_mltsfmoObs1qznwvxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Like 300 people wanna fuck 85-year-old Rosalynn Carter, you guys.</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48869146622http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48869146622Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:21:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d31f47a838539c77c3ae184361f8b9c/tumblr_mls8kedANZ1rx1thko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48849779091http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48849779091Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:46:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c43ac94d7725cb6ed4b81cdd89b28621/tumblr_mlrgc5HRPr1qznwvxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Paris Jackson FTW.</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48771115786http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48771115786Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:04:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/557f19ded893c1b5e0351864c6b4bdbd/tumblr_mlrg4aml511qznwvxo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/70b7bbd5ef0532bba85874c1e042d577/tumblr_mlrg4aml511qznwvxo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ca4c6736a179973b030d4b729370fa9/tumblr_mlrg4aml511qznwvxo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Quite possibly the <a href="https://twitter.com/QualityLana" target="_blank">meanest person on Twitter</a>, who spends the entire day being as horrible as possible to celebrities.</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48770933013http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48770933013Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:00:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50cbd96e98c39fff17c5110ac0985959/tumblr_mleaqhgQCe1qil94po1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prettynailswag.tumblr.com/post/48201092696" target="_blank">prettynailswag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dead dead DEADDDDDDD</p> </blockquote>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48210271677http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48210271677Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:52:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1076004e0b35d97f94d7e18a5111131e/tumblr_mld411R1mq1ql5yr7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Truth</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48196779586http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48196779586Wed, 17 Apr 2013 09:15:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb5560fcbcf3ea075079a89eaa56b5a9/tumblr_mlcunyRatm1qznwvxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Wow, he looks <em>so</em> hot for just having a baby!” is what he wants us to say.</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48125088135http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/48125088135Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:50:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0gc9VnbB1qfkrjuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/47793969982" target="_blank"> </a></p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/47794509737http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/47794509737Fri, 12 Apr 2013 14:24:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce48bb1eacff311d4af714b7c73f2237/tumblr_mkqdly1CiT1qznwvxo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4add84da241d362e2784799ad471e582/tumblr_mkqdly1CiT1qznwvxo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/47103454065http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/47103454065Thu, 04 Apr 2013 08:34:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7a374b88f7c94154ed3abfe92166ba3/tumblr_mkkw2usbA01qznwvxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1831422efb34a7151b668ce17b73fcca/tumblr_mkkw2usbA01qznwvxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e0c19893febb457ead9dbda7c3479cf/tumblr_mkkw2usbA01qznwvxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Everything about this.</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/46845230080http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/46845230080Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:28:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/810ee12dbd3fa5ae98538dfbdb61cda0/tumblr_mkc6n11RoS1qznwvxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What!? More like “worst!” There is infamously no dick!</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/46444457515http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/46444457515Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:37:49 -0400Me: Have you ever referred to yourself as a "working father"? My husband: Of course not. That's...http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/45989868875http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/45989868875Fri, 22 Mar 2013 09:53:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc03be9fbea14ea35a4032d7b0a538e1/tumblr_mk150lt84p1qznwvxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cool look.</p>http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/45938130508http://tracieeganmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/45938130508Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:29:09 -0400